The owner of a chain of gyms in New Zealand has apologized for an e-mail newsletter claiming that drinking soy milk makes men gay.

The newsletter from Club Physical linked to an article that said use of soy products is “feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.”

No folks. It’s not the diet. Soy most definitely does not cause one to be gay, just as it does not cause one to be straight, bent or curved.